Hate jokes
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Like if you hate going to school.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.