Hate jokes
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday? They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."