Hate jokes

Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?

Because he's always calling shotgun.

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

Why do women hate having sex with midgets?

Because of their shortcomings.

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Why do people hate abortion jokes?

It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈

Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?

Because it has no home base.

Why does Jesus hate Skittles?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why do orphans hate the internet?

Because on the internet, people have families.

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.