Hate jokes
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
knew she had feelings for me lesgoooooooooooo
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."