Hate jokes
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Make America hate again.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
I hate crying.
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
I hate autistic people.
I hate straight people.
Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.
I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.
That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.