Hate jokes

Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

Make America hate again.

1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.

What kind of chocolate do racists hate?

Dark chocolate.

What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.

I hate autistic people.

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

I hate salmonella.

It is such a pain in the butt.

I hate straight people.

Watersharky, do you hate me?????

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

I hate crying.

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.

I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.

That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!

What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?

Dumb right wingers.

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.

I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.

I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!