Hate jokes
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?
They’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!