Hate

Hate jokes

Epileptic

What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.

Memes

Face

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)

Villain

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

Watersharky

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

CEO

Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.

I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.

That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!

Road

What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?

Dumb right wingers.

Dyslexia

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

Racism

Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.

Truth

Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!

The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!