Hate jokes
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
I've got not much of anything to be honest.
Been in special classes in school.
Not liked by people.
Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.
31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.
Not very smart.
Don't look good.
Hate myself more than anything.
Been a failure at everything in life.
Probably be alone forever.
People treat me like crap.
Can't do anything right.
And the list goes on and on.
So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing.
Man: "Ah, suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump?" Lady: "Yep. I hate this world." Man: "Well, if you're gonna die, can we have sex before you jump?" Lady: "Hell no! You creep!" Man: "Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore."
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.