Hate jokes
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Make America hate again.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
I hate autistic people.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
I hate straight people.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
I hate crying.
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!