Hate jokes
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
he don't hate me fully
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣