Hate jokes

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

I hate salmonella.

It is such a pain in the butt.

Watersharky, do you hate me?????

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)

I hate crying.

1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.

I hate autistic people.

What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

I hate straight people.

Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.

I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.

That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!

What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?

Dumb right wingers.

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.

I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!

Why does the orphan hate family jokes?

Cus it doesn't have one.

Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!

The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!