Hate jokes

I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

What planet did Hitler hate the most?

Jewpiter.

Who hates going to a pizza party?

A weirdough.

What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?

He can't drink and drive.

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

Why does Adolf hate golf?

He ended up in the bunker.

I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.

I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!

What kind of chocolate do racists hate?

Dark chocolate.

Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.

All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.