Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
