Hate jokes

1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.

I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.

How do you know that Americans hate exercise?

9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?

Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?

I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.

I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.

Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?

Because it's an easy target.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.

Rizz,

Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.

Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.

You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.

Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.

@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.

The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?

I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

What planet did Hitler hate the most?

Jewpiter.

Who hates going to a pizza party?

A weirdough.

What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?

He can't drink and drive.