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@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.

The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?

I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

i hate it when I go to the shop and people are like "oh, hey what are you doing here?" me "oh you know just hunting elephants.

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.

I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!