Hate jokes
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
I hate autistic people.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.