my wifi must be kobe because it crashed hard
What is brown and sticky? What is white and gooey? What long and hard? (Tell me in the comments)
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
You know, being a bitch is hard...but i found the person who's up for the challenge...You
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
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Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.
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If you think long and hard Oral sex is like Cannibals
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don't like them your just hard boiled
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Q. Why do Skeletons work hard A. Cause they want the BONEus
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
i bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What did eve say to Adam That is rock hard
My Tower is hard but after 6 minutes it fell over.
