My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What's long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Life is a lot like a penis. Its relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
why is life like penises
woman make it hard
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube? Both get hard when we play with them.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
