Spread my legs like butter n finger me hardđź‘…đź‘…đź‘…
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WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. all Fs you r*tarded. OHHHH
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who make hard candy for the kids
solve
On 1.April there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor out of sudden directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard he can to the wall. The mother crying and yelling "What did you do ? You killed my Baby !! Why did you kill my Baby ?". The doctor just laughes and says "April april it was already dead".
Hahaha
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Whats hot and hard? Me when i look at children
What kind of tea is hard to swallow??
Reality.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard
But it’s a hearty meal
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What say the child to the man? Shalom Man come later give the child: Here what you ask for! Child: Noo sir I say Shabbat Shalom I not ask for Salmon!!!! Man: It may be the coin in me ear hard to hear
paul walker started in 3 movies fast and furious, gone in 60 seconds, to die hard
What's long, hard and full of Semen ?
Answer: Me
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable
damn yall hit it hard with tows jokes
One dog said to the other dog “man it is hard sleeping on the floor” the other said “really?” “ i like my bed”
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerbade almost fell out of my pocket.
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