Happiness Jokes

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My son is broken: "I think at home!"

Happiness!

Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?

They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.

Life's full of ups and downs :D <3

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

What is a dog's favorite snack?

RUFFles.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.

Why was Santa happy?

'Cause he has hoes.

You know how Joe Biden is happy?

When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!

The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."

The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."

Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.

Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏

Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

When cops say you have the right to remain silent,

You're just happy you have the right to do something.

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

Why was the rapper always happy?

Because he lived life on the rhyme side!

What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!