Happiness jokes
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Happy April Fool's Day.
I am the fool, now fuck me.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.