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Ronaldo's Happiness for Argentina

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House of Puso Fanpage
2 hours ago
  • Cristiano Ronaldo will be happy if Argentina wins.

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    • Cristiano Ronaldo
    • Win
    • Football
    • Sport
    • Soccer
    • Competition

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, you big dummy! Cristiano Ronaldo and Argentina, especially with Lionel Messi, are huge rivals in football. They'd never be happy if the other won! It's like you rooting for your ex's new partner; it just ain't gonna happen, you simpleton!

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