Enjoyment jokes
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.