Hang jokes

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.

Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"

Friend #2: "Apples"

Me: "I can hang myself in them."

What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”

A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.

Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.

RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)

Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......

Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?

After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.