What do depressed people do when they’re bored? They “Hang” Out
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
What do Jesus and a painting have in common? They hang by nails
Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what”
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: *hangs up*
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid
do you want to hang later
what do you ay to a depressed person on the ceiling?
hang in there!
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
i was trying to hang the lights when i accidentally kicked the chsur
Gambler
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact I am." "Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet." The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man." "I am. But the steaks are too high."
