I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out... The tree ghosted her
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why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
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When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
What’s one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
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Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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