Hang jokes
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Depressed caller: "I'm done with everything!"
Responder: "Please hang on!"
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.