Hang jokes
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!