Hang

Hang Jokes

Emo

Why do emos have friends?

So they can hang with each other.

Emo

Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.

Pinata

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

Emo kid

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

Mistletoe

"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."

"Why?"

"Because I want to hang!"

Friend

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

Suicide

Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.

It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.

Hangout

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

Emo

Why is it bad to high five an emo?

They will leave themselves hanging.

Name

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

Chandelier

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

Tree

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Brother

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

Emo

What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?

The emo is still hanging.