Hang jokes
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Memes
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."