Hang jokes
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Memes
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.