Hang jokes
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.