Hang jokes
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.