Hang jokes
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.