Hang

Hang Jokes

Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid

Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)

Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......

911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up

i was walking today and i saw a emo with a noose looking up at a tree i simply said " hang on there bud!"

For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard😩😉😏

What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide. Tbh they really left me hanging there

My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now