Hang jokes
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Mary is hanging out, and the angel Gabriel descends behind her. She looks behind her and says, "Jesus Christ!" and the angel Gabriel said, "So you already know."
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Who left him hanging?