Hang jokes
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.