Hang jokes
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
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A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.
A gay man offers him a drink.
The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.
"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."
The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.
Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.
They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"
He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."
So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Who left him hanging?
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Mary is hanging out, and the angel Gabriel descends behind her. She looks behind her and says, "Jesus Christ!" and the angel Gabriel said, "So you already know."