Hang Jokes

Wolf
in Basement

Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.

Mnorman0500
in Dark Humor

What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?

It left him hanging

Tree

The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

Anonymous
in Darkness

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

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Cassidee Endicott

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

Emo bar code scanner
in Emo

What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

in Depression

if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging

Anonymous
in Depression

What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?

My cloths don’t hang themselves…

Anonymous

why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them

Anonymous
in Depression

What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees

in Dark Humor

Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?

A: It left him/her/them hanging

Anonymous
in Depression

What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang…

Ilikeannoyingmyfriendswithjokes
in Annoying

3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me!" god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"

in Orphan

why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself

Anonymous
in Depression

Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

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biggest black balls 69
in Emo

what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple

guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

Anonymous

The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five

It left him hanging

Anonymous
in Die

911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up

Anonymous

Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees