Hang jokes
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Wanna come hang out with me?
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!