Hang Jokes

Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.😂

You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive..

What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.

1 time i went to high five some one ive been left hanging ever since

when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones

One day I was on my phone then I got a text message from my Girl Friend, "Hey Sexy boy wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean..." then I just stopped and froze I read the message I said, "Yeah sure..." she replied really fast, "Theres going to be a few people there ok." but i didn't read the next message... she said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." but i didn't read it I walked into her house but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise and it sounded like HER!! so I hide behind the couch and I looked through the open door and saw somthing I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!

I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)

“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?” “Yes” “Did you hang ‘em?”

Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester

Monkey:What ya doing Other monkey:Just you know "Hanging around"

Bad joke right i just can't think of something amazing it's like my brain is "Hanging"

Why can’t you high five a Japanese person

Because Logan Paul left him hanging

My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree

What does a emo kid and a apple have in common

They both are hanging

i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym

I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."