Hang jokes
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Wanna come hang out with me?
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"
To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."
Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."
The police said "How old are you?"
Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow.