Why are grapes never alone?
Cuz they hang out in a bunch!
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
Why can’t you trust an emo kid Cause they always leave you hanging
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Q: What’s a koalas face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the treee?
What type of place would papyrus hang out at
The SPA-ghetti
*insert ba dum tss here*
“Guys! Let’s hang out after school!” Dude named Guys: Dude named Out: Dude named School:
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
Hay man what’s your name oh my name is do your balls hang low can you swing it to in fro can you tie it in a not can you tie it in a bow
One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say *cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air* and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams "bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied "aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is "dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he know, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling "fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
