Hang jokes
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says, "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back." The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking.
The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says, "Step on a line and you break your father's spine." The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE!" The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
Chat box hangout.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.