Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
your hairline is so ugly I thought you were Shrek
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Yo hairline so ugly it looks like a newfound constellation
