Hairline jokes
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.