Hairline jokes
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
Talk to me if you're online.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.