Hairline jokes
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!