Hairline jokes
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Memes
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!