Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Talk to me if you're online.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"