Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly
your hairlines so far back even andrew tate rejected it
its like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement
Your Hairline Receded like the girls did after the party
A guy ate your hairline because he it reminded of a MacDonald frie
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers
Your hairline so bent the McDonald logo hairline made fun of it
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I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
your hairline is so ugly I thought you were Shrek
your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter then it.
Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know wich Way to turn.
Ur so bald that ur Harline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas
Ur hairline is so long people call it “The Natural Disaster”
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated
Your mom checked for your hairline but she could not find it
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
your nhair line goes back to when you dad left you
Your hairline goes so far back that even ur mom couldn’t see it
