Hairline

Hairline jokes

Friend

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

Guy

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

Year

Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!

Role Model

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Memes

Barber

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

Car

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

Catch

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

Bro

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

Friend

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

Father

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!