Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
your hairlines so far back even andrew tate rejected it
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
your hairline is so ugly I thought you were Shrek
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Yo hairline so ugly it looks like a newfound constellation
