Hairline jokes
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
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Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.