Hairline jokes
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.