Hairline jokes
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Bob the builder.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.