Hairline jokes
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!