Hairline jokes
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Bob the builder.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.