Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.