Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
Yo hairline so ugly even bob the builder said he couldnt fix it.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Bob the builder.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
