Hairline jokes
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.