Hairline

Hairline jokes

Logo

When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.

Police

Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!

Elsa

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

Middle School

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

Friend

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

Gender

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Friend

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

Bank

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.