Hairline jokes
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."