Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
