Hairline jokes

Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!

I'm bald.

When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.

Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.