Hairline jokes

Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.

Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.

Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.