Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.