Hairline jokes

The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.

Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.

Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.

Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.

A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!

Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.

Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.

Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.

Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!