Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
I'm bald.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
