Hairline jokes
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.