Hairline jokes
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!