Constellation jokes
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
Mooning is very astrological!
Uranus has 27 moons.