Hairline jokes
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.