Hairline jokes
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.