Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpas p*enis
Your hairline is so bad not even god could save it
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's....Non existent......
Your Hairline is so far back even Vegita laughed at it
your hairline is so curvy now ice spice has competition
your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated
Man you hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the months to the end
Your hair line is so curved that mcdonald's hired you to be there M
Your hairline and my granpa go way back
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the builder can’t fix it
your hairline goes so far back your mom cant even reach it
Your mom checked for your hairline but she could not find it
i swear if i compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
your nhair line goes back to when you dad left you
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers
Your hairline goes so far back that even ur mom couldn’t see it
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches at the World War.
your hairline sucks even harry potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay bestfriend look straight