Hairline jokes
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.