Hairline jokes

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.

Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.

The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"