Hairline jokes
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Man, that's funny!
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
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Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!