Hairline jokes
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Borthwick's hairline.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Sajan's Hairline
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*