Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
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Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.