Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Jorden CalerendiΓ‘.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
vgvgvgh.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.