Hairline

Hairline jokes

Helicopter

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Friend

You: I have a nice hairline.

Your friend: Since when do you have one?

You: I forgot.

Will Smith

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

Email

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

Bro

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

Wheel

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

Brother

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Rock

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

State

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

President

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

Forehead

Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said β€œIT’S OVER 9000!”