Hairline jokes
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!