Hairline jokes
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.