Hairline jokes
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
vgvgvgh.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said βITβS OVER 9000!β
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.