Hairline

Hairline jokes

Helicopter

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Brother

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

President

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

Rock

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

State

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

Wheel

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

Bro

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

Will Smith

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.

Forehead

Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”

Family

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.