Hairline jokes
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Man, that's funny!
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
You're gay.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.