Hairline jokes

Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.

Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

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I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*