Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.