Hairline jokes
Man, that's funny!
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
You're gay.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.