Hairline

Hairline jokes

Distraction

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

Head

Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!

Santa

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Momma

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

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