Hairline jokes

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

Does breath smell like 🍑?

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

Your hairline!

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.

Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.

Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.

Noob butter eater.

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

Yo mama!