Hairline jokes
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Borthwick's hairline.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Sajan's Hairline
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Your hairline.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Community talk
ima clock mrs fritzler dude. like sit your fattass down. don't give me that stank ass test mrs pizler. stupid hoe maybe go run a mile instead of giving me homework equivilent to your body weight. fattass. your hairline is more fucked up than the kid in a mental hospital fattass. i could see that 250 chin from a fucking plane 30000 feet in the hair. instead of giving me a lecture stop eating fucking mcdonalds. intead … Read more
your hairline so far back that my dad took 50 hours to reach it