Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
vgvgvgh.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
