Hairline jokes
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Your mum!
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.