Hairline

Hairline jokes

Forehead

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

Insult

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Guy

Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?

Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!

Forehead

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Friend

You: I have a nice hairline.

Your friend: Since when do you have one?

You: I forgot.

Will Smith

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

Email

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

Helicopter

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Brother

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

President

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.