Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Why is your hairline so putt back itβs looking like it was slapped by will smith and it need to be fixed
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
vgvgvgh.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
