
Hairline jokes
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"