Hairline jokes

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.

Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.

I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.

Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?

Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!

You: I have a nice hairline.

Your friend: Since when do you have one?

You: I forgot.

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.