Hairline jokes

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!

A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

Your hairline starts at the back of your head.

Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.

Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.

I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.

Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.