Hairline jokes
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.