I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Hairline Jokes
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
