Hairline jokes
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Whatβs the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Noob butter eater.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Hairline got repossessed.
Does breath smell like π?