Hairline jokes
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.