Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Noob butter eater.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Hairline got repossessed.
Does breath smell like π?
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesnβt even have a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Thatβs why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.