Hairline jokes
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!