Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Hairline Jokes
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
