Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
