Habit jokes
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
He: "Do you smoke after sex?" She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.