What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
whats the difference between an orphan and daniel larusso have in common
at least daniel has a mom
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Ha orphans are soooooo funny I mean they have many family stories oh wait
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don’t care if she has one
A computer usually has a HARDdrive LESSON. No wonder they remember things
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake a snake has a home to go to underground
