What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
HA Jokes
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
