HA jokes
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.