Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
