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Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Not Stephanie!

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  • Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

    No, neither has he.

    Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

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  • Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

    What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

    A small medium at large!

    Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.

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  • Why can't Sally swing?

    Because she has no arms.

    Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.

    Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?

    Everywhere.

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  • There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station while Manners tried to help Shit.

    When Shut up got to the police station he says, "My brother has just been hit by a car."

    The policeman replied with, "OK then, first I need to know your name."

    "Shut up."

    "No, I need to know your name."

    "Shut up."

    "Excuse me, but where are your manners?"

    "Round the corner picking up shit."

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