What do u call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gane!
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash
The gay guy says "somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!" . The trucker says "what the fuck did you just say fucker? Get over here I'm gonna wreck your ass!" . The gay man then says "it's okay everybody don't call he police! He wants to negotiate"
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you...
That other guy in the comment section: that’s actually offensive to ducks
Bro it’s a joke....
Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
Why are gay guys so rude
Because they’re fucking assholes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with thw royal family...
Rolls Royce
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day, he replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
did you see the blind guy trip on a can...... he didint ether
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys
KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS COMING STRAIGHT HOME TO ME
