Guy jokes
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.