What do you call a guy from India calling you
A scammer
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
"I met a girl and she's 28"
Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade"
-AJR
A guy was in one of the twin towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza but he didn't get it he got plane instead
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
What happens when you combine candy and dick... That creepy guy down the street!
guy spills milk on a me i say " it's OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first"
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
A drunk walks into and says, "All lawyers are a$$holes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an a$$hole!"
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist Clooney? The first day was his hardest
Me: *looks at persons hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?" Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?" Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours? Girl: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league
