this guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named how to commit suicide he never returned it
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
Guy: Hi, how was your day today. Woman: Good! Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant* Guy: How many months pregnant are you? Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also I’m not pregnant.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy? Sit down comedy
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
A guy walks into a bar hes like whats your number lad and the women be like 298 777 fatso.com and he walked home depressed
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
what do you call a guy with a sandwich?
a guy with a sandwich.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy yeh me neither
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don't have one *laughs* Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS* 2021-2022
When a guy falls it hurts them there when a women falls it hurts more.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said...... It’s a wood hulem
So a man asked another man what’s your name and he says what’s it to ya. So the guy asked agoim and he says what’s it to ya. Come to find out his name was what’s it to ya
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket. I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
Dark Humor: Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap Son: Mom, I'm blind Mom: Exactly Inspired by my derp other half
What did the canadian say when a guy shot his bever ?. It is ok i forgive you.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
Transparent
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off he looks a his son and says I didn't know back to school sales started yet.
This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH