Guy jokes

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.

The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.

The guys show up and the guards shoot them.

The guys die because the guards used real guns.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Poor guy really needs some space.

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?

同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)

She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

How did the guy rob the water park?

He used a water gun!

LOL 💦🔫💧🌊

What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!