Guy jokes

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

Hey guys, it's cake time!

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

Why do gay guys grow mustaches?

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?

同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)