I gave a blind man a gun. And told him it was a hair dryer.
When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What is big black and hairy it's a gorilla with a machine gun.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you then they wake you up and say let’s team up like wtf
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point. The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf but then the shooter's phone goes off.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
(Me) Hey bro tell me a joke! (My friend) Your mom *Starts Laughing* (Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him* At this moment he knew he fucked up.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself thinking it’s a cigarette.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
When the school shooter is about to leave the room then the autistic kid says “Goodbye!”.
I like you you like me let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun Barney’s on the floor no more purple dinosaur 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells who the fuck fucked my wife. The bartender answers "Mate you ain't got enough bullets."
zre um be carefulll when useing a gun ok and meh not fat boy
When the school shooter finds you under the table;
Wonderful weather we're having!
I’m not racist I just have black guns
Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer
