Gun

Gun Jokes

Reason

I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.

Taliban

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

Gunshot

Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.

The sir: My children will be devastated.

Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.

The sir: Whatever it takes.

*Suppressed gunshots*

School Shooter

I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.

Name

My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!

School Shooter

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

Rose

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Man

It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.

Shooter

The school shooter when the cops show up be like:

"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."