So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody- *pulls out noose* 'COME HANG'... *pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??SpecialForces
this kid lost Kahoot so he shot up the scew
mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun
there was a animal on my porch then i shot in the head it was strange that it had coffee in its hand, i flipped it over and it was an animal but it looked a lot like my kid.
Roses are red my heart my heart is dead I have a gun straight to my head
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up! What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days! What is the state of Texas for? Guns! What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!) What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly! What is the state of Nevada for? Every heard of gambling? What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting! What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
Their are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
i a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer
what was my great grandpas last words
SHIT MG42!!!
I gave a blind man a gun. And told him it was a hair dryer.
When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What is big black and hairy it's a gorilla with a machine gun.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you then they wake you up and say let’s team up like wtf
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
