Gun

Gun Jokes

Man

I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

School Shooter

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Shooter

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

Shooter

When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?

Condom

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

USA

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

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  • Depression

    A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.

    The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."

    School Shooter

    When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.

    Bro

    (Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!

    (My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*

    (Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*

    At this moment, he knew he fucked up.

    Shooter

    When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

    School Shooter

    When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."

    Barney

    I like you, you like me.

    Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

    Infidelity

    A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."

    Boy

    "Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

    Shooter

    When the school shooter finds you under the table,

    "Wonderful weather we're having!"