A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
Are you a Bullet because you go straight throw my head
i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...
What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
What do you call an autistic kidwith a gun?
Special Forces.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun
Me:Hi My name is Bro:Hey Guys So who you Me:Hey Stop Dude Bro:How is it going bro- Me:SHUT UP Bro:Is that a gun Me:*Pointing at bro* Bro:Dude i'm Me:*BANG* *BANG* Me:Finally its over
Who is white hairy and rusty in the tree? It's rambo rabbit with a big gun that wasp.
Whats a bisons favorite gun?
A pp bizon.
So yall remember Hitler right? Ok so I own a gun with Nazi rounds, I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasnt invited, he said "did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said "do you mean nein millimeter?"
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two police men use one gun🙆
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
what do gum and guns have in comman when you pull one out every one wants to be your friend all of a sodden
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police
And he wound up in prison
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
Poop fell of the earth
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
Teacher: We have new student today class, come introduce yourself. Student: my name is Buttitches Teacher: Please tell us your real name. Student: Buttitches. Teacher: I’m calling the police. Police: son please tell me your real name or I’m going to shot you. Student: Buttitches. Police: shots gun... A few days the police goes to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying the mom says my buttitces the police says we’ll scratch it lady
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out the classroom the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
