Gun jokes
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"