Gun jokes
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.