Gun Jokes

A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells who the fuck fucked my wife. The bartender answers "Mate you ain't got enough bullets."

What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag? A 9mm

What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired

My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he

Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head (JFK Rizz)

are you a gun because i would be your bullets because i love going in children.

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: "oh" (screwing on a silencer)

When the school shooter is about to leave the room then the autistic kid says “Goodbye!”.

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved...and shot her.

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

the gay kid tried to shoot up the school but his shots would not go straight

You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.

What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?

Special Forces.

What is a school shooter's favorite animal??

A Desert Eagle

Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬