Gun Jokes

Q: what does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common? A:They both go “ping” when they’re done

When you get caugh about to shoot up the school. *slowly puts AR to chin*

if you shoot at a school of fish?

COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????

what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"

When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...

shoot

When you steal the weird pet rock so he pulls out his pet glock

What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them

i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

What does a cop say when they shoot ginger? Orange is the new black

i saw two blind men fighting at the mall I yelled he has a gun they both ran

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.

Once I almost died ill give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job

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spread the cat gun.

Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.

THERES this smart way to sneak a calculator into scholl I’ve heard of you take the calculator put it in a gun magazine put the magazine in the gun and bring the gun to school

A B C D E F GUN

So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.