Gun jokes
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
DONE🔫
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD