When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A Water gun.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
waht do you call a american house? a gun safe
Weed: *gets hit my his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
(From Unknown Superheroes 11 by I am Mobo
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A fingers gun
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
