What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌