guns dont kill people, black people kill people
i was playing laser tag with my ex, but i (wink) didn't realize i had a real gun
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
waht do you call a american house? a gun safe
Weed: *gets hit my his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
(From Unknown Superheroes 11 by I am Mobo
i saw two blind men fighting at the mall I yelled he has a gun they both ran
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head (JFK Rizz)
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A fingers gun
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine
what is eligal in aferca what water guns
are you a gun because i would be your bullets because i love going in children.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit
you better not be talkin' shit 🔫
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47
1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in a school 5,6 Everyone on the ground
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
