Gun jokes
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
DONE🔫