Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Poop fell off the earth.
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.
Student: My name is Buttitches.
Teacher: Please tell us your real name.
Student: Buttitches.
Teacher: I’m calling the police.
Police: Son, please tell me your real name or I’m going to shoot you.
Student: Buttitches.
Police: *shoots gun.*
A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "We’ll scratch it, lady."
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
