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So, y'all remember Hitler, right?

Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"

I don't like the word "gun".

Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.

What do gum and guns have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.

Did you hear about the bank robber?

Turns out he got shot by the police.

And he wound up in prison.

What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?

One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.

Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.

Student: My name is Buttitches.

Teacher: Please tell us your real name.

Student: Buttitches.

Teacher: I’m calling the police.

Police: Son, please tell me your real name or I’m going to shoot you.

Student: Buttitches.

Police: *shoots gun.*

A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "We’ll scratch it, lady."

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.