Africa has every type of gun but one ...
Awater gun
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied. Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say,"What? It wasn't my fault."
Guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells:who the fuck fucked my wife. Everybody silent for a second then the bartender said:mate you ain't got enough bullets
What do a tank and a Warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point? An AK-46
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions? They can't be way too loud.
I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS”
i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
Q: why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns A: because knives dont have barrels
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
so once upon a time there was a man who lived in his house with his wife
he got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him
not even 4 seconds later he came back inside panicking, saying "there's a rabbit with a gun outside!"
the wife replied "oh don't worry rabbits don't have guns they can't shoot people- you must be imagining things"
the man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again
so he stepped outside the front door and the rabbit shot him
Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
why are there no guns in China? They might do some ting Wong!
I wish I was a police man cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with
Roses are dead, voilet smell poo, i got a big fucking shot gun, qhat you gona do
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces
One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave
So I was being robbed and this guy had the gun to my head to i told him he was holding it backwards.
I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight
