*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
