Trump

Anonymous

I guess the owners of this site are braindead trump supporters

Nut

Nutty jokes

The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.

… I guess her rubber broke too

Sun

hewo

Today was like every other day

It was so terribly long and so terribly dreary

I fear these feelings will never end

I’ll always feel so dark feel so hopeless

Sometimes all I want is for it to end

For all of it to end for all of my thoughts to end

I despise the way that always comes to mind

But I feel so lost feel so hopeless

If something would just work

But nothing has worked

Nothing can fix this

These feelings will pass.

These days won’t feel so endless… or so absolutely heavy.

Just give it some time.

Just give it some hope…. and some belief.

The ‘happy pills’ will work.

The doctor says they’ll help… they’ll help it go away.

Just dump the pill in your hand.

Let yourself place the little white thing on your tongue… Let yourself throw your head back and swallow.

It’ll make this better.

It should make me feel better.

Everything has changed!

The world is so bright— The world is so loud!

I don’t know how I never noticed!

The sun is so warm— The grass is so green!

I feel so awake!

I feel so content— I feel so happy!

It’s so strange!

I’m not anxious— I’m not overthinking!

I guess those pills really worked!

I think I’m really getting better— I think I’m really going to be happy!

Sun

hewo

Today was like every other day It was so terribly long and so terribly dreary I fear these feelings will never end I’ll always feel so dark feel so hopeless Sometimes all I want is for it to end For all of it to end for all of my thoughts to end I despise the way that always comes to mind But I feel so lost feel so hopeless If something would just work But nothing has worked
Nothing can fix this These feelings will pass. These days won’t feel so endless… or so absolutely heavy. Just give it some time. Just give it some hope…. and some belief. The ‘happy pills’ will work. The doctor says they’ll help… they’ll help it go away. Just dump the pill in your hand. Let yourself place the little white thing on your tongue… Let yourself throw your head back and swallow. It’ll make this better. It should make me feel better. Everything has changed! The world is so bright— The world is so loud! I don’t know how I never noticed! The sun is so warm— The grass is so green I feel so awake! I feel so content— I feel so happy! It’s so strange! I’m not anxious— I’m not overthinking! I guess those pills really worked! I think I’m really getting better— I think I’m really going to be happy!

Fish

jacob

my brother wanted to go fishing i told him he had to learn how to master bait go look it up on youtube guess who is grounded

Sister

Shy

This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya! Go to each link and Read it and the comments and will really make U cry! http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess-http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters U think gwen is the worst one to get bullied will look at this!

Sister

Unknown

Fine then if I can’t do Gwen then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!

Gun

✨person✨

Today I Gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

Gun

✨person✨

Today I Vance a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

Egg

Prankster. Kenya bailey!

Prankster is Backster…DANG IT: Hey guys, prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I won’t have to go to school. Introduction: This prank was commentited a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning! 1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives…will those are main ingreidents. 2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just make it look really like barf…no going to school today! 3. I put it under the sofa just give it some solid scence to it. 4. I fix my breakfast eggs and becon. Then when my mom comes down I…PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need some thing its in my room I don’t want to get cause it would wast time" She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don’t feel so good’’! News flash: Don’t over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing…aboulty nothing! Will thats the prankster anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee

Girl

Which is more better Raped!

90,90000,1090,279402 % of girls are raped. 67% Women are raped. So I guess Girls are more sexyer than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.

Sister

Anonymous123456

I went to my sister room one day. I see a trophy, so I ask my sister how did you won this trophy my sister said to me the neighbors gave it to me because I gave out the best hand jobs in the neighbor. I guess my sister put her hands in good use.

People

Aiden

Friend:Hey let me give you a little riddle theres a table four people who are supposed to sit there is you me will mary in witch or will they sit

Other friend:uhm you, me, mary and will?

Friend 1:nope guess again!

Other friend:okay what about will you mary me? oh wait…

friend 1:OF course!!!:D

Morning

Gwen

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work but he was still really tired, so he decided the qiuckest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face. So he asked me to do it but I guess I don’t know my own strangth and so-he went back to sleep again…

Depression

Anonymous

A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

Girl

Anonymous

The at three people in a plane it is about to crash there is trump,Obama,nine year old girl, but only 2 para- soots Obama says “oh my I need one I need to protect my family” so he jumps off! Trump says “oh I am the smartest man in the world I must take it” so he jumps off 9 year old- welp I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending

Man

dev

RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!! Richard: What??? Rick: So Before donald trumps impeachment he said " The CoronaVirus will end on march 32nd 2021 Richard: Your from planet arth where there’s a march 32nd enjoy it stupid dumb fuck brother Rick: Oh I will It was the day March 21st 9 Days later March 31st Rick: oh I cant want until tomarrow!!! Ooh im so exited im gonna give my friends a big’ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man one day later
He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it Rick:… wai…Huh???.. hol…up BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING !ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS Richard oh he’s the dumbass

Forehead

I am bad at jokes

People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g

I know it’s really really really really really bad

Friend

YT DARKLORD

My friend has a shovel made of gold I guess you could call him a Gold digger

Puns

Anonymous

So on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky. Dad: aren’t the stars just wonderful? I’m not sure, from my angle all I see is clouds. Dad: Well come over hear and take a look. Boy: Damm, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!!! Dad: Well then I guess I will have too make you see them everywhere you look then.

Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said… NOW I’M SEEING STARS!!!

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